once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with