gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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sosuperjohn:

pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

LADIES TAKE NOTE.

sosuperjohn:

pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

LADIES TAKE NOTE.

vejiga:

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.


A baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.

A baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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"Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he’s ever laid eyes on."

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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